INOCULATIONS


Inoculate with owl lymph To stimulate the brain, Inoculate with monkey glands To make us young again. Inoculate for bunions, Inoculate for mumps, Inoculate for bald heads, And for nervous slumps. But some fine day the laity Will move in self-defence To inoculate the doctors With a little common sense.


(From Humane Life).

Inoculate for smallpox,

Inoculate for tetanus,

For fevers, chills and other ills

That daily seem to threaten us.

Inoculate with owl lymph

To stimulate the brain,

Inoculate with monkey glands

To make us young again.

Inoculate for bunions,

Inoculate for mumps,

Inoculate for bald heads,

And for nervous slumps.

But some fine day the laity

Will move in self-defence

To inoculate the doctors

With a little common sense.

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