(From Humane Life).
Inoculate for smallpox,
Inoculate for tetanus,
For fevers, chills and other ills
That daily seem to threaten us.
Inoculate with owl lymph
To stimulate the brain,
Inoculate with monkey glands
To make us young again.
Inoculate for bunions,
Inoculate for mumps,
Inoculate for bald heads,
And for nervous slumps.
But some fine day the laity
Will move in self-defence
To inoculate the doctors
With a little common sense.